Ffs.......Not my day

The alarm clock didn't go off this morning at 6.15 am and upon inspection I was not surprised as it was set for pm instead of am, luckily I was only up 10 minutes late so I get ready in a jiffy and with only a half a cup of tea to go I went for the bus.  

when I got to work at 7.15 am I asked Geoff why there was four of us instead of three today and he didn't know, I put the kettle on, showed off my new gorgeous coat (thank you M&S) and Janet spoke to me saying "Maxine, you are on lunch cover today".  I don't believe it, ffs I could have stayed in bed until 10 am, what a plonker - so now I am wide awake I might as well get on with the ironing and free up some time to devote to my beloved husband, Billy over the weekend.   Note to self. don't be late to work at lunchtime!!!