Well, I had
yet another one of my weird dreams again last night...... Billy says I'm a
Numpty, it's not my fault. Anyway, in
this dream I am driving my car someplace, (no idea where or why) when I reach
the end of a road where I must turn left or right. Now I see in my rear view mirror that there
is a car right behind me and I say to myself don't start honking your horn,
I'll go in my own time.
Suddenly the car
starts juddering a bit and a light comes on the dash board, I have never seen
this light before, I haven't got a clue what it means so I put my foot down
harder on the gas pedal and manage to get the car going forward albeit
juddering and shaking. I looked at the
dashboard to see if the light was still on when I saw that the top of my legs
were bare, I did a double take and looked down at myself and saw that I was
completely naked. I also realised that
the car was now driving properly, nice and smooth and I asked myself what I was
going to do about covering myself up as I didn’t want to be arrested. It then occurred to me that I wasn’t
particularly upset or embarrassed, very, very strange state of affairs indeed.
I became
aware that the driver of the car that had been behind me was beeping and waving
at me. Since my car was now driving
normally I decided to risk stopping and seeing what the driver wanted. I found somewhere to pull over and parked
up. I didn’t get out of the car, I put
the window down and saw a man get out of the car behind, he walked over to me
and handed me a large bath towel. “I
thought you might appreciate this,” he said as he passed it through the
window. “It might save your blushes and
stop you getting arrested”. He wasn’t
laughing at me or staring, he was just being very considerate. Wow that’s a first. I thanked him and holding the towel
carefully; I stepped out of the car and wrapped the towel round me. The man had disappeared and so had his car
when I got back into mine.
I continued
to drive for few minutes the car was behaving and I was continuing on my
journey, destination unknown. Suddenly
the car juddered to a halt and no amount of sweet talking or trying to start
her up was working. So, tying my towel
tight above my bosoms, I got out of the car and started walking. I was walking down a tree lined street with a
few large houses dotted here and there, when suddenly a woman called out to
me. I looked round saw her holding on to
a bicycle so I approached her and she told me to take the bicycle as it would
help me on my way. I was surprised as
she did not seem to mind that I was only wearing a towel…… strange……
Having
ridden the bicycle for a while, I came across three youths, one of them was
giggling and staring and the others pushed him and told him to belt up, then
they looked at me and one of them said “your towel is coming off”. I looked down and saw my bosom was not
covered, why was I not embarrassed?
Casually I covered myself and secured the towel. I thanked the youths and carried on my
journey to goodness knows where.
After a
while I was knackered from riding the bike, so I parked it up against a
wall. As I was walking away a young
woman appeared from the house, she called to me and motioned me to enter the
house. I had nothing to lose; I didn’t
know where I was or where I was heading so I followed her into the house. Inside the house was another woman, they told
me they ran a fashion business selling original items and also carried out
repairs to clothes for their clientele.
I was offered a cup of tea and shown the clothes they sold. Unfortunately, the stuff was not to my
liking. One of the women left the room,
to return with a lovely top that had a matching hat, it was right up my street,
sadly it was not in my size. I thanked
the women and set off to continue my walk, about three hundred yards later I
noticed I had forgotten my towel. Why
was I not bothered? This was really
weird….
I have no
idea how long I had been walking when I met a female friend, I don’t have a
clue which one but she said to me, “I just passed your car, where are you
going?” “Where is my car?” I asked her. We talked as she walked me to my car, what we
talked about I have no idea. When we
reached the car I got in and started it up, straight away she purred into life
and my friend walked on. I drove for a
while and eventually found myself at the home of an old woman, I vaguely knew
this woman. She lived alone and enjoyed
being visited as she rarely saw anybody.
However, today my niece was there with my Grephew and they were all
pleased to see me and STILL nobody seemed to notice that I was NAKED for
goodness sake.
We all
visited with the old woman for a few hours playing with Grephew and chatting
over cups of tea and when we were ready to take our leave, the old woman got up
and left the room, on her return she was carrying something, she approached me
and offered it to me, it was a coat. She
said “you might feel the cold on your way home, take this.” And I still don’t know what it was all about.
Thank
goodness I'm fully dressed
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